Today is Barack Obama's 47th birthday.
What does one give The Annoited One to celebrate the day of his birth? What present can satiate a man who can move oceans?
Well, his advisers had something in mind but have lost it inside the trunk of a car.
The McCain Campaign suggests tire guages mocking Obama's suggestion that Americans check the air in their tires to save energy.
Here are some of my own suggestions:
1. Your hard earned money.
2. A DVD Box Set of The Very Best of the Reverend Jeremiah Wright.
3. A gift certificate to the local bowling alley.
4. A book about the liberation of Auschwitz.
5. A Ludacris CD.
6. Sign a pledge that you will never criticize The Annoited One in His Holy Presence.
Monday, August 4, 2008
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