Why Doesn't Obama Send Iran DVDs Instead?

President Obama has sent a message to the people of Iran in commemoration of Nowruz which is their New Year.

Obama said, "We know that you are a great civilization, and your accomplishments have earned the respect of the United States and the world."

And what would those accomplishments be exactly?

Seizing embassies? Creating Hezbollah? Flogging?

Thus far neither Ahmadinejad nor the Mullahs have acknowledged Obama's message and it was not broadcast on Iranian state television.

What could Obama do to get the Iranian regime their undivided attention?

Oh wait, he could send Ahmadinejad and the Mullahs a DVD library.

Perhaps something like a box set of Godamn America: The Personal Best of Reverend Jeremiah Wright Live at the Trinity Church, Volumes 1 through 5 would be to their liking.

Obama hasn't seen the DVDs, of course, but they come highly recommended.

Besides Obama would have the good sense to make sure the collection are Region 2 DVDs.