Mugabe: No Cholera in Zimbabwe

In a classic "nothing to see here" moment, Zimbabwean dictator Robert Mugabe would have the world believe there is no cholera in his country. Mugabe said, "Now there is no cholera, there is no need for war. We need doctors, not soldiers."

Um, if Zimbabwe doesn't have cholera then why do you need doctors?

Of course, Mugabe said the cholera was spread from other countries. Next he will tell us other countries were responsible for spreading the AIDS virus into Zimbabwe. He and Reverend Jeremiah Wright would be kindred spirits.