Jeter Getting Married

New York Yankees shortstop Derek Jeter will be getting married this November to actress Minka Kelly.

My Dad will be heartbroken.

You see my father had this fanciful notion that Jeter would marry my sister Sarah. That way he could score Yankees season's tickets. Ah, what a romantic.

I'm sure he's not the only man who would like Derek Jeter as a son in law. Well, be careful for what you wish.

Now I hope Jeter and Kelly find matrimonial bliss. But it would not surprise me in the least if Jeter's eye wandered like Tiger Woods.

But it's just as well. My sister has better taste in men than Jeter anyway.