Monday, August 4, 2008

Suggested Gifts for Barack Obama

Today is Barack Obama's 47th birthday.

What does one give The Annoited One to celebrate the day of his birth? What present can satiate a man who can move oceans?

Well, his advisers had something in mind but have lost it inside the trunk of a car.

The McCain Campaign suggests tire guages mocking Obama's suggestion that Americans check the air in their tires to save energy.

Here are some of my own suggestions:

1. Your hard earned money.
2. A DVD Box Set of The Very Best of the Reverend Jeremiah Wright.
3. A gift certificate to the local bowling alley.
4. A book about the liberation of Auschwitz.
5. A Ludacris CD.
6. Sign a pledge that you will never criticize The Annoited One in His Holy Presence.

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