Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Good Reasons to Vote for Scott Brown Even If You Don't Live in Massachusetts

Howie Carr of The Boston Herald has an excellent article detailing the reasons why voters here in Massachusetts should vote for Scott Brown in just under a week from now.

These reasons are good even if you don't happen to live in Massachusetts. To wit:

- Unlike Martha Coakley’s campaign, you know how to spell “Massachusetts.”

- You’re wondering why last week liberals were so angry that the word “Negro” was listed on the 2010 census form, but now that Harry Reid uses it . . . nothing to see here, folks, move along.

- You’re puzzled as to who killed the three U.S. soldiers in Afghanistan on Monday, because Martha Coakley said there aren’t any terrorists there anymore.

And my personal favorite:

- You heard that the Amish are going to be exempt from the Obama-Coakley health rationing, and you’re wondering, how does one become Amish?

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